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anash8sk Posted At 17:11:55 03/23/2006
Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai
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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega
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In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state
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INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining
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Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE
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Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha
Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon
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Two Sardars were walking together
1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain
2nd Sradar: oye, main bhi ye hi bol raha tha
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PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai
Khake dekho pata chal jayega
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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football evry night
DR: take this tablet you will be ok
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game

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serialparty Re: collections -2 (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 06:47:17 03/24/2006

good collection :)
"Tonight is final game" LOL!!
and this too "meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain" is good...
Keep posting.. This forum is becoming like a haunted place..
selvii19 Re: collections -2 (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 01:56:07 03/26/2006

ippadi hindi le post panninaka enakku eppadi puriyum... :(
anash8sk Re: collections -2 (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 11:38:46 03/27/2006

vanakkam ammini CELL-V!!!
nalamaa......i am just waiting for someone who translates these jokes (which normally happens here :P) !!! so just wait for few more days/weeks/years :-))

meendum santhipom !!
selvii19 Re: collections -2 (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 20:57:06 03/27/2006

hi anash... nalam... nalam ariya aaval

yaar vanthu eppo translate panni naan eppo padikarathu? athukku pesama neengha ellam english le post panni irukalam...
anash8sk Re: collections -2 (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 14:08:01 03/31/2006

varuvaangha.... porumai kadalinum perithu nu yaaro solli irukaangha. so just wait .. !! :-) !!
preRna Re: collections -2 (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 07:56:09 04/01/2006

Vandhuvittennnnnnnnnnn!! Dr.PreRna-cum-hindi pandit. Endha joke ellam translate pannanum...sollunga selvi. indha nachi eppavum ippadithan. arai-kurai velai. hello nachi. sowkyama?
anash8sk Re: collections -2 (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 14:54:38 04/01/2006

ethu ellam hindi la irukooo athu ellam madam

btw, vanakkam vanthanam namasteeeee.....aalak kanom....engha poi iruntheengha... dum dum dum ??? :P

cell-v .. unghalukaaga oruthanga vanthu irukaanga ..so gavaningaa :-))
selvii19 Re: collections -2 (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 20:15:29 04/02/2006

Hi preRna,

Hindi le irukira ellam um translate pannanum... enakku hindi theriyathu... enakku therinjathu ellam ippadi salman khan hindi movie titles mattum than
anash8sk Re: collections -2 (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 09:56:21 04/05/2006

translate pandravangha maranthutaangha.. so kashtam thaan.. summa vaaku mattum kuduthutu poravangha avangha :P !!!! so dont spend ur time here ponnu
serialparty Re: collections -2 (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 06:01:31 04/07/2006

Here goes the translation for Selvi
Two Sardars were walking together
1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain
(ayyayoo yenoda wife and lover rendu perum serndu varanga)
2nd Sradar: oye, main bhi ye hi bol raha tha
(hey nanum ade than solla vanden)
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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de
(mom, yenoda frnd iniki veetuku varan, veetla irukara yellam toys marachi vechidu)
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
(unoda frnd thirudana?)
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega
(No, he can identify his toys)
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Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha
(Sar writes his father's name on 100 watts bulb)
Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
(Father asked " yenna pandre?")
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon
(Sardar: appa perai velichathuku kondu varen)

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Just tried translating few with my araikorai hindi...
anash8sk Re: collections -2 (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 16:08:20 04/07/2006

very gud SP!!
naa soli kuduthathu polavae pani irukeengha. keep it up :)) !!
selvii19 Re: collections -2 (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 07:24:53 04/08/2006

haahahahahahah.... ippo than joke enna nnu purinchuchu...

Thank SP for the translation...
anash8sk Re: collections -2 (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 15:01:16 04/11/2006

Tube light theliva eriuthu pola ippa ellam :)) !!! entha bulb ithu ....

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