| Author | Subject: Jokes |
| serialparty | Posted At 01:31:53 04/18/2006
SON: Appa....... schoolla ramu enna adichittaanpa...... Father: Teacher kitta complaint panna vendiyadhu dhane........ Son: Ramu dhaan pa teacher ------------------------------------------------------------------------ All ATM's in Punjab were jammed & not in working condition. Bcoz, Sardarji's wife put hairpin in machine when it said "Enter ur PIN". ------------------------------------------------------------------------ HELLO PEPSI UMAVA?????? ENAKKU SIVAKASILA IRUNDHU ORU SONG PODUNGA......... UMA: SORRY NAAN IPPPO CHENNAILA IRUKAEN. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A teacher was teaching grammer. After teaching she asked Sardar to say a COMPOUND sentence. He said ' STICK NO BILLS' ------------------------------------------------------------------------ TTR: Ticket kattunga? Sardar: Itho parunga. TTR: Ithu palaya ticket kannu., Sardar: Train mattum enna Pudusa? TTR: ......... ???? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Father: Ennada! Test la zero mark vankitu vanthirukke? Nalla padikkaliya? Son: Athu zero illappa! Naan nalla padichahukkaka miss "O" pottanga... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda." |
| jai22 |
Re: Jokes (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 04:09:39 04/18/2006 I havent' seen urs'. I guess U R also in our close mailing group only. Well R U a SW person ? |
| serialparty |
Re: Jokes (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 04:30:06 04/18/2006 yup ;-) Our main work of a s/w professional is forwarding mails.. office pogardhe adukuthane ;-) |
| anash8sk |
Re: Jokes (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 17:16:47 04/18/2006 fundoo jokes kannu :) !! s/w engineers naa velai pandrathu ilaiyaaaa :) !! ippa thaan unmai ellam varuthu :=)) nalla collections paa |
| jai22 |
Re: Jokes (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 03:30:09 04/19/2006 But I am not a SW guy. Related to accounts... |
| selvii19 |
Re: Jokes (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 08:51:09 04/19/2006 anash... ippo than unggalukku theriyuma... |
| anash8sk |
Re: Jokes (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 19:55:12 04/19/2006 jai ... CA vaa.. kalakungha sirrrrrr !! u told me that u r not a SW guy.. but there is a possibility of being a SW gal :=)) right .... hahahhahahhah Cell! naan nala paiyaan la .. so enaku itha pathi ungha alavuku arivu ilaiyae... ungha moolaiya konjam kadan thareenghala :P |
| jai22 |
Re: Jokes (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 03:50:51 04/20/2006 CA vaa appdina!!! nanne chemistry padichtu oru mnc'la kupa kotran. Dept. peruthan accounts , ellam system pathukum nama summa atha patha pothum. |
| serialparty |
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Posted At 06:43:12 04/20/2006 Appo konjam Yenoda account salary end'la rendu 00 potu system'a mathi vidunga annathee... Puniiyama pogum.. Nash.. yella possibility'um nallave yosikaringa ;-) |
| anash8sk |
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Posted At 11:36:38 04/20/2006 jai paiyaaa! LOL .. system paathukum.. systema neengha paartha pothuma.. mm.. koduthu vachavangha paa... same pinch :-).... naanum chemistry la thaan innum irukaen.... cant able to move away from it like u .. but what is this mnu? i am not getting u buddy .... SP ! endlamattum 00 potta pothuma illa front la irukira numbers ellamae ZERO va maathina santhsoha paduveenghala ? !! intha possibility nala irukaaa thala....!!! en moolai ippadi ellam velai paarkirathu kaaranamae neengah thaan :=)) unghajokes ellam padichu padichu ..mmmmm... !! :-))) apparaam IND-PAk series enna ipppadi aachu .. but expect paninaen !!! |
| jai22 |
Re: Jokes (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 03:37:52 04/21/2006 "mnu" illaiya MNC. It's a FMGC copmay. Hope U will understand. Sp: Onu panunga namma pera type panina matum 00 pinadi (. munadi ;) )add agara mathri oru bug'a ready panni anupunga, enna okva. |
| serialparty |
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Posted At 03:43:27 04/21/2006 its not MNU. Its MNC -Multi National Company. jai anathe periya yedathula velai seyyarar... thalaivarai nalla kavanichikonga :) IND-PAK series expected thane.. analum first day sothapalo sothapal... Awards kooda rendu renda plan panni correcta vechirukanga :))) Sindhu kooda supera pesinare with a caller Caller: inda entertainment and dancing arrangements'ku ivlo spend pannadhuku badhila, pitch'la nalla selavu pannirunda nalla irukum. Sidhu: Pitches are like wives, always unpredictable :))) Salary'la all nos 0'va maathina.. nan aprom saapaduku unga veetu'la than vandu dera poduven... ippove soliten.. aprom feel panni azhadinga... |
| serialparty |
Re: Jokes (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 03:45:00 04/21/2006 "pinadi (. munadi ;) )" panjathandaram padam effect madiri iruke :)) |
| selvii19 |
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Posted At 10:06:13 04/21/2006 Jai neenghalum chemistry a... hmmm athu entha MNC... oru velaiyum seiyama system partha mattum pothum? ingeyum than lab irukku... ellam analysis um perukku than automated instrument... but partha velai sonthama seiyathu... anash nalla payyan a? hmmmm ellarum sys le sonnangha... |
| anash8sk |
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Posted At 11:10:32 04/24/2006 what happened to my mesg ??? missing ... :-(( MNC na ithu thaana .. btw, what is this FMGC ??? deivamae .... ippadi enna ennavo sollli en kulambhi pona mondaiya innnum kulapuraangha. ivangha kitta irunthu kaapathu pa :)) >>Sidhu: Pitches are like wives, always unpredictable :))) SP... so u had a fun time :)) hahahhha a!! eppadi thaan ivan ellam irukaanoo....sidhu is worthless in for the post....there are many such comments made by him.....its better to listen to hindi commentry than his :P !! innum zero matter solve agala pola.... How many of you guys are chemistry graduates ? i am so surprised to see many here ard thsi corner !!! have fun guys . catch u soon with some jokes... |
| anash8sk |
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Posted At 11:11:26 04/24/2006 Acachoo Cell!! unghala pathi ingha azhagha soli irukeengha pola. nambha jai velai yila gettikaarar :)) enna pola :P |
| jai22 |
Re: Jokes (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 08:54:42 04/28/2006 Sorry , Its' FMCG.. means Fast Moving Consumer Goods. |