| Author | Subject: new jokes |
| jai22 | Posted At 04:07:37 04/18/2006
SON: Appa....... schoolla ramu enna adichittaanpa...... Father: Teacher kitta complaint panna vendiyadhu dhane........ Son: Ramu dhaan pa teacher -------------------------------------------------------Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot stove? Neenga ukhandu paarunga............. Appuram theriyum.........! -------------------------------------------------------All ATM's in Punjab were jammed & not in working condition. Bcoz, Sardarji's wife put hairpin in machine when it said "Enter ur PIN". -------------------------------------------------------HELLO PEPSI UMAVA?????? ENAKKU SIVAKASILA IRUNDHU ORU SONG PODUNGA......... UMA: SORRY NAAN IPPPO CHENNAILA IRUKAEN. -------------------------------------------------------A teacher was teaching grammer. After teaching she asked Sardar to say a COMPOUND sentence. He said ' STICK NO BILLS' ------------------------------------------------------- Customer: How much rate of bana? Salesman: 1 rupee. Cus: 60 paisekku varadha?? Sal: 60 paisekku thol than varum. Cus: Intha 40 paisea. thola vachukittu palatha kudu ------------------------------------------------------- TTR: Ticket kattunga? Sardar: Itho parunga. TTR: Ithu palaya ticket kannu., Sardar: Train mattum enna Pudusa? TTR: ......... ???? ------------------------------------------------------- Husband: Coffee romba stronga irukke, enna potta? Wife: oru spoon Cement pottaen....... ------------------------------------------------------- Father: Ennada! Test la zero mark vankitu vanthirukke? Nalla padikkaliya? Son: Athu zero illappa! Naan nalla padichahukkaka miss "O" pottanga... ------------------------------------------------------- A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda." ------------------------------------------------------- |
| anash8sk |
Re: new jokes (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 17:18:06 04/18/2006 ada kannugalaaa! ithu than vishayamaaa.. orey mesg udanae udanae post pani irukeengha.... hope SP and jai are different person :=)) !! hahahah ! clone vilayaatu ellam venaam paa !! |
| serialparty |
Re: new jokes (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 04:17:06 04/19/2006 Nash.. neenga vera purali'ya kelapadinga |
| anash8sk |
Re: new jokes (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 19:51:56 04/19/2006 SP hahhaahha acha cha chooo.. unmai sudum nu therium.. but ivalavu fastaa suttu duchaa.... ala vendaam SP .. i know that u guys r different. was just kidding dude !! |
| Vijay4U |
Re: new jokes (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 23:04:16 06/14/2006 Super Joke'ungO :-) |