| Author | Subject: Golden collections - 1 |
| anash8sk | Posted At 12:08:53 04/26/2006
Hi sys jokers! few collections on sardar jokes... ! i hope u will enjoy.......few may be repeated and few may not be :) !! for the repeated jokes, scold the person who posted ahead of me and for the new one praise me :-)) !! ennapa jai and SP! unghaluku thaan tin vila poghuthu... !! enaku minnadi post panni ennai aemathiteengha.. ! makalae vanthu thitunga intha pasanghala :-)) nash.. joooooot 1 Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth.. 2 Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody Will b there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there 3 A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for Filling up. U knows y? FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ". 4 A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Sufferedhuge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!. 5 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India afterEvery 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!. 6 Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running? 7 Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED! 8 19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18... 9 A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beathim why? He said "SMILE PLEASE" 10 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". 11 Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager." 12 Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light" 13 Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes! 14 SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY.... 15 One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come tohis college. U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... 16 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. 17 Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25flr:I'm unmarried! At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa 18 ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER |
| jai22 |
Re: Golden collections - 1 (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 03:30:57 04/27/2006 Am afraid...all old |
| anash8sk |
Re: Golden collections - 1 (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 16:31:19 04/27/2006 appadina ellarum unghala thaan thitta poraangha endrum 22 :)) !! |
| jai22 |
Re: Golden collections - 1 (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 03:26:35 04/28/2006 ithukalam patha mudiyuma... besides, Hey ketki, What happend no mail I am very curiuos the abt tht imp matter. |