There is an alternative

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Author Subject: There is an alternative
sangamayuran Posted At 01:58:40 06/07/2006
In prison you spend the majority of time in an 8 x 10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle.

You get time off for good behaviour whereas at work you get rewarded by being given more work.

In prison you get three meals a day and at work you only get a break for 1 meal which you have to pay for

In prison a guard locks and unlocks doors for you. At work you carry a security card round with you and you have to unlock and open all the doors yourself.

In prison you get to watch TV and play games but at work you would get fired for doing this.

At work you have to share a toilet with everyone else but in prison you get your own.

Family and friends can visit you in prison but at work they frown on you even speaking to them.

All your expenses are paid for you in prison, you don't have to work or buy a TV license or pay taxes whilst at work they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

In prison you spend most of your time looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out whilst at work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
anash8sk Re: There is an alternative (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 18:19:28 06/08/2006

Refined analysis :)

good one

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